I have never had some best laughs like I had yesterday night for quite sometime already. The conversation on the phone consisted of Me, Mo, Porky and Boss. The gist of the entire conversation is solely on 1 man, MR Porky Lim. They talked about his cock-slap, how his cock was left dangling after he pee-ed, how he did the lean back and how he got a scolding from his father after all these. The best thing also was how these bunch of nubs claimed that I had lied to skip Porky Lim's birthday celebration at butter. They all saved the SMS which I've text them; "Guys I can't get out. I quarrelled with my mom over money. She kao pei say I spent too much these few days which i have. I'll be meeting porky in town tmr. I fucking wish i was there lah. Really fucking fucked up. Guys really dun give up on me. I know i fucked up pls lah understand my fucking situation. <3". But the matter of fact is that I really counldn't leave my house, because of the reason above.
Anyway I met Porky on sat, ended eating tao hua and going for lan gaming after the fat fuck played us out. Porky had great plans, shall we go geylang? After that we can sit down have a field report over a cup of coffee. I was like "What"? No way man I'm not going to such places, and it's somewhat unethical. So that was how we ended up playing lan gaming. Many great things happened while I was with Porky, too many to write.