I will always remember the first meeting with him, it was at i-rumors somewhere during the early of this year. The moment I saw him, I asked if he was Kenneth Lim. He replied; "Nowadays no one calls me Kenneth ah, people call me "Porky Lim". He then proceeded to show me his name on his hand, "see this ang kong, porky." Ever since that day, the journey has began until today;
The facebook threads; he called Dino upon reading the comments to that particular thread. He was like; "How lah dino die lah sam got the picture of my gungi". Dino made a comment to me over the phone; "He want to act hiong but you jack him sweet lah the fucker blur lah."
The big business plan; He wants to open a vice-den. He told me this; "Sam i've been thinking about this big plan for a very long time already i tell u. Every wednesday night people have mambo night we have student night. We make those students use student cards to make payments. At the end of the day we'll be awarded with the enturepreneurship award."
The jack of the year; He has this plan to ruin someone's date. He told me this; "I'm waiting for the day A pisses me off. Then ah I will ask the girl he bring along to zouk this; you got money anot? Your wallet fat enough for A anot? Later got cab fare to send A home?" He will then turn to A after that and say you've found the right person to support your living. My take on this is A would be so pissed, he will say this; "Porky what the fuck is wrong with you porky. What are you talking about?"
The plan of the year; Next time ah when people got no money u tell them this; "Tell your parents to work proerly. Father go changi village and mother go keong saik road, carry few packets of condoms and a tube of ky. If your parents can finish 1 tube of ky each night ah you can stay condo already."
Really funny but crude guy; I still like him more and more lah as each day goes by.